Ah well… :

What was I saying again…?

can i say something ?


like something really stupid ?

like i'm pretty i'm gonna hear about it my whole life but i don't care.


you're to beautiful for this world.
like literally.
and yes, you're a super good person but i'm not talking about your personnality. i'm being that superficial bitch, but i mean physically.
you're a chef-d'oeuvre, you're belong in a museum, you're literally the eighth wonder of this world.
you were probably a greek god in another life, and that honestly wouldn't surprise me.

you know what ?
you're so beautiful you make me cry. like sometimes, i'm just looking at you while you're sleeping and i'm starting to cry because i'm always thinking it's not possible for someone to look THAT good.

there, i said it.
yes, i'm a bit drunk thomas and i played some stupid games.

but you're too good to be true, and you're a blessing for my eyes and even for this entire universe. and i still can't believe how lucky i got to be with you.

gosh, i'm a fucking simp.

anyway, i love you hottie.

wow
who are you and what did you do to Victoria ?
LMAO

like
that was unexpected
the good kind of unexpected, obvi

and I sure hope that you remember about the fact that I’m literally neeeever deleting my conversations
so I’ll definitely reuse it when needed

wait, now that I know that…
do you mean that last time my bed was slightly wet when I wake up, it was more because you were crying after seeing me sleep than because of the effect I had on you before sleeping ?
ffs
the disappointment is real

love u too tho, sexy
(even after the instagram post
u bitch)
uR MY bitch* sorry
fucking t9 🫤

c'mon i'm trying to be nice for once, so can you just accept the compliment and not make a big deal over it ?

and dio mio damiano, you are UNBELIEVABLE. you're really paying attention to this detail ? your bed could have been wet for a thousands and reason and not necesserally due to me.
however there's a high chance for it to be because yes, i cried over your beauty.

c'mon, i know you laughed. i cannot say to the entire world how much i love you yet, so i had to find a way to post about you without giving away any hints. so what's a better way for me to do that to say that you're ugly as fuck even tho it's far from real ?

and don't worry i won't only be your bitch, i'll be whatever you want me to be.
also; love u moooooore

EXACTLY !
ur being nice for once and that’s obviously very sus

I dare you to say that you didn’t laugh about it too when you read the message tho
come on, go ahead
but at least now I’ll be able to hit you with the « Oh, so I was too pretty again? »
and that, my dear, is priceless

OF COURSE I laughed because, duh
everyone can see the lie
but you’re still a twat
and know that I’ll get my revenge for that

what can I ask you to be when you’re technically already my soulmate AND my wife ?
ps : liar :*

i.

the only thing i'm gonna remember forever is the fact that you called me your WIFE. i didn't think it would make me feel that joyfull, but GOD DAMNIT, you can call me like that WHENEVER your want.
soulmate too tho, it's cute.
but wife, it's hooooooooot.

noted, wife.  

hi honey
my plane’s about to take off from LA, i’ll be here soon but i actually have something really important to ask you.
can you please perfectly clean your face before i’m landing?
thnks, love you  

hi yourself  
uh... sure, I guess ? Can I at least ask why, though ?
love you too

oh yeah, it’s no big deal.
i just want to make sure my seat is clean before i sit on it tonight

oooh
running to the bathroom right away

good boy